More Ben

Dolor Sit Amet

Alligator Alcatraz

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nothing says “we don’t want you in our country” like “we will feed you to alligators if you try to leave”.

The Asterisk

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is it my turn to rename a native landmark?

Noem, or Dead Pets

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taking a pink camouflage bazooka to all the animals who ever loved me

Bordergore

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if this country receives one more immigrant from a place i’m scared of i’ll leave and start my own