Alligator Alcatraz
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July 1, 2025
nothing says “we don’t want you in our country” like “we will feed you to alligators if you try to leave”.
Category: Politics
Fighting Super Predators with Super Predators
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July 1, 2025
per cuomo, the best defense is a good offense
The Asterisk
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June 5, 2025
is it my turn to rename a native landmark?
2024 Sycophant Draft
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November 22, 2024
licking ketchup off the ring to get a seat at the table
In America, voting third party is a personality problem
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November 5, 2024
activating every neuron in the prefrontal cortex to shoot yourself in the foot
Noem, or Dead Pets
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May 5, 2024
taking a pink camouflage bazooka to all the animals who ever loved me
Bordergore
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February 12, 2024
if this country receives one more immigrant from a place i’m scared of i’ll leave and start my own
Minnesota: Legal Marijuana Passes 48th Consecutive House Committee
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April 5, 2023
if they’re lucky, minnesotans could be living the “high life” as early as 2035
The Ballistics of Broken Brains
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June 5, 2022
ok. let’s talk about mental health.
Let’s Stop Talking About the “My Pillow” Guy
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August 16, 2021
It’s time to put this one to bed.