More Ben

Dolor sit amet

More Than One Octopus


what your pluralization strategy for everyone’s favorite neuron-spaghetti cephalopod says about you



if this country receives one more immigrant from a place i’m scared of i’ll leave and start my own

Minnesota’s flag is bad. We’re changing it.


minnesota’s state flag is bad. It’s simultaneously unremarkable and cluttered, ridiculously complex and altogether unrecognizable. we’re getting rid of it, all thanks to me.