In America, voting third party is a personality problem
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November 5, 2024
activating every neuron in the prefrontal cortex to shoot yourself in the foot
Category: Politics
Noem, or Dead Pets
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May 5, 2024
taking a pink camouflage bazooka to all the animals who ever loved me
Bordergore
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February 12, 2024
if this country receives one more immigrant from a place i’m scared of i’ll leave and start my own
Minnesota: Legal Marijuana Passes 48th Consecutive House Committee
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April 5, 2023
if they’re lucky, minnesotans could be living the “high life” as early as 2035
The Ballistics of Broken Brains
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June 5, 2022
ok. let’s talk about mental health.
Let’s Stop Talking About the “My Pillow” Guy
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August 16, 2021
It’s time to put this one to bed.
It’s Juneteenth. Who’s unhappy?
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June 19, 2021
Looking into the arguments of the 14 congressmen who voted against the holiday.
South Dakota’s Valiant Defense of Middle School Sports
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March 25, 2021
Imagine unironically being Kristi Noem.
The Worst President in U.S. History
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January 10, 2021
Traditionally, the worst presidents of the United States were those who did nothing to stop the civil war. This President tried to start one.
Let’s Talk About Third Parties
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November 2, 2020
The two-party system is exhausting, but the game is rigged in their favor.