The new variant probably won’t kill you. It’ll just fuck everything up.
An expert’s guide to wasting time.
Skip the Emmys and read this instead.
Two years in a row of losing my own awards show.
The oracle told me “if you can read flavor text, you can read a book”.
Two years makes it a tradition.
Production copy only; do not share with non-Hallmark personnel.
This is your sign to put the tree up in October.
“They/them” is an imperfect solution to a recently-recognized problem. But I don’t see you coming up with something better.
It’s time to put this one to bed.