look out, kids, it’s the middle-aged fashion police
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June 16, 2021
how lit is it to tell kids what to wear?
What the fuck, CDC?
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May 16, 2021
I just went to bat for you, and now you pull this shit?
You Can’t Handle the Real Numbers
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May 16, 2021
Is the outdoor coronavirus transmission rate 1% or 10%?
Disney’s “Woke” Diversity is Making Me Chafe
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April 25, 2021
And by the way, for all you kids reading at home, Mickey Mouse just is white.
South Dakota’s Valiant Defense of Middle School Sports
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March 25, 2021
Imagine unironically being Kristi Noem.
Who will cry for Shakespeare?
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March 24, 2021
Cancel culture is the reason my wife left me.
The Generational Conflict Narrative is Stupid
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February 23, 2021
Gen Z DEFENESTRATES Millennials for being ugly
The Worst President in U.S. History
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January 10, 2021
Traditionally, the worst presidents of the United States were those who did nothing to stop the civil war. This President tried to start one.
The Best Video Games I Played This Year
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December 31, 2020
I played an absurd number of video games this year. Let’s blame it on quarantine. Here are my favorites.
The Best TV Shows I Watched This Year
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December 31, 2020
Or, a thirty-two-paragraph think piece on the merits of Young Sheldon.