Eren Jaeger is not justified, you psycho
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April 11, 2022
ease off that edgelord throttle, big boy. jaegerism isn’t for you.
The Recluse
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April 11, 2022
I haven’t left my house in 400 years.
Book Review: Cultish
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March 20, 2022
Today: ferrying millennials down the spandex-to-Jonestown pipeline.
Y’all fucking with the metaverse?
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January 19, 2022
The Zuck came up with a new name as an escape valve for legitimate criticism. Y’all cool with that?
Omicron, schmomicron
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January 11, 2022
The new variant probably won’t kill you. It’ll just fuck everything up.
The Best Video Games I Played in 2021
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January 4, 2022
An expert’s guide to wasting time.
The Best TV I Watched in 2021
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January 4, 2022
Skip the Emmys and read this instead.
The Best Podcasts I Listened to in 2021
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January 4, 2022
Two years in a row of losing my own awards show.
The Best Books I Read in 2021
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January 4, 2022
The oracle told me “if you can read flavor text, you can read a book”.
Best in 2021: The Raisins d’Ors
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January 4, 2022
Two years makes it a tradition.