Alligator Alcatraz
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July 1, 2025
nothing says “we don’t want you in our country” like “we will feed you to alligators if you try to leave”.
Category: United States
Fighting Super Predators with Super Predators
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July 1, 2025
per cuomo, the best defense is a good offense
The Asterisk
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June 5, 2025
is it my turn to rename a native landmark?
2024 Sycophant Draft
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November 22, 2024
licking ketchup off the ring to get a seat at the table
The Ballistics of Broken Brains
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June 5, 2022
ok. let’s talk about mental health.
It’s Juneteenth. Who’s unhappy?
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June 19, 2021
Looking into the arguments of the 14 congressmen who voted against the holiday.
The Worst President in U.S. History
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January 10, 2021
Traditionally, the worst presidents of the United States were those who did nothing to stop the civil war. This President tried to start one.
Why “All Lives Matter” is Unhelpful
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June 4, 2020
The phrase may be well-meaning, but it dismisses the issue at the movement’s heart.
Does Daylight Need Saving?
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March 15, 2020
What’s the golden ratio for golf games to heart attacks?
Dawn of the Bernie Bro
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March 7, 2020
Bernie’s supporters are young, rowdy, and, worst, they know how to meme. Is that reason enough to disavow him?