Ben, Author at More Ben

Grapevine’s Atlas, Volume VII

July 4, 2026

seventh try’s the charm.

March 14, 2026

y’know, the romans used to start their years in march

January 3, 2026

we’re so fucked.

July 4, 2025

no, I’M mr. worldwide

July 1, 2025

nothing says “we don’t want you in our country” like “we will feed you to alligators if you try to leave”.

July 1, 2025

per cuomo, the best defense is a good offense

June 5, 2025

is it my turn to rename a native landmark?

January 26, 2025

winner of the award for the most abridged awards

November 22, 2024

licking ketchup off the ring to get a seat at the table

November 5, 2024

activating every neuron in the prefrontal cortex to shoot yourself in the foot