Alligator Alcatraz
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July 1, 2025
nothing says “we don’t want you in our country” like “we will feed you to alligators if you try to leave”.
Author: Ben
Fighting Super Predators with Super Predators
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July 1, 2025
per cuomo, the best defense is a good offense
The Asterisk
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June 5, 2025
is it my turn to rename a native landmark?
Best in 2024: The Raisins d’Ors
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January 26, 2025
winner of the award for the most abridged awards
2024 Sycophant Draft
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November 22, 2024
licking ketchup off the ring to get a seat at the table
In America, voting third party is a personality problem
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November 5, 2024
activating every neuron in the prefrontal cortex to shoot yourself in the foot
What makes a good flag?
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November 5, 2024
it’s time to stop the movement to stop this movement.
Grapevine’s Atlas, Volume V
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July 4, 2024
five years of adventures with an undertraveled explorer
Noem, or Dead Pets
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May 5, 2024
taking a pink camouflage bazooka to all the animals who ever loved me
More Than One Octopus
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April 4, 2024
what your pluralization strategy for everyone’s favorite neuron-spaghetti cephalopod says about you