South Dakota’s Valiant Defense of Middle School Sports
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March 25, 2021
Imagine unironically being Kristi Noem.
Who will cry for Shakespeare?
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March 24, 2021
Cancel culture is the reason my wife left me.
The Generational Conflict Narrative is Stupid
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February 23, 2021
Gen Z DEFENESTRATES Millennials for being ugly
The Worst President in U.S. History
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January 10, 2021
Traditionally, the worst presidents of the United States were those who did nothing to stop the civil war. This President tried to start one.
The Best Video Games I Played This Year
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December 31, 2020
I played an absurd number of video games this year. Let’s blame it on quarantine. Here are my favorites.
The Best TV Shows I Watched This Year
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December 31, 2020
Or, a thirty-two-paragraph think piece on the merits of Young Sheldon.
The Best Podcasts I Listened to This Year
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December 31, 2020
…and I don’t mention mine a single time.
The Best Books I Read This Year
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December 31, 2020
My favorite dates with an outdated medium.
Best in 2020: The Raisins d’Ors
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December 31, 2020
Boiling down everything I experienced into very short lists of the ones that were worth experiencing.
Naming a hospital after yourself is fucked up
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December 5, 2020
Millions of dollars can do a lot to improve the lives of people in need, but who’s the real winner here?