Best in 2024: The Raisins d’Ors
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January 26, 2025
winner of the award for the most abridged awards
2024 Sycophant Draft
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November 22, 2024
licking ketchup off the ring to get a seat at the table
In America, voting third party is a personality problem
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November 5, 2024
activating every neuron in the prefrontal cortex to shoot yourself in the foot
What makes a good flag?
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November 5, 2024
it’s time to stop the movement to stop this movement.
Grapevine’s Atlas, Volume V
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July 4, 2024
five years of adventures with an undertraveled explorer
Noem, or Dead Pets
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May 5, 2024
taking a pink camouflage bazooka to all the animals who ever loved me
More Than One Octopus
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April 4, 2024
what your pluralization strategy for everyone’s favorite neuron-spaghetti cephalopod says about you
Bordergore
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February 12, 2024
if this country receives one more immigrant from a place i’m scared of i’ll leave and start my own
The best TV shows I watched in 2023
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January 19, 2024
getting it all out of my system before the writer’s strike fallout makes me rethink my whole lifestyle
The best video games I played in 2023
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January 19, 2024
chat, are video games good again?